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Archive for January, 2011

Barely more than a week into 2011, and I don’t think it’s looking good.

Predictions so far seem to promote the worst of the late 1970’s, how can fashion editors gush over images of long, over-sized, shapeless sacks? My heart-felt warning for the season is DO NOT touch mid calf length skirts, or the midi as it was originally called. It was then, and it still remains, ugly , unflattering anti-fashion……….yes, even in “block colours.” In fact I’m almost looking forward to the great colour revival trend, it should be very illuminating…………………… I say, bring on the clowns.

Speaking of which………………………………………

When not pushing awful clothes the editors now oohhhh and aaaahhh over ridiculously dressed older women – yes that’s you Anna Dello Russo – and also you Madonna. Why not risk actually growing up and putting your underwear back where it belongs…………..out of sight.

Anna Della Russo, the 47 year old fashion editor of Japanese Vogue, is apparently dressed for breakfast…………I’d love to see what she wears to visit Tesco Express.

Luckily for Jill Sander this £2,170 monster is only hers by name and no longer by design…………………..note the miss-matched stripes across the side seam……..are they intended as ironic?

If you don’t fancy wearing a tent, Why not go the whole hog and become a pantomime dame just like Madge?

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